Sunday, January 9, 2011

B.T.B.

Do you often catch yourself daydreaming about butter?
 


...only to realize that with this tough economy, you just can't afford it...?


What if we were to tell you there's a way to get all the buttery goodness you crave at a fraction of the price?
































Well, now there is.
Introducing:  Butter-Stick®!


























Aren't you tired of the mess that comes with preparing meals using traditional butter?
























...and the inevitable butter-related injuries from cutting the butter?
























Well, just say "NO!" to butter as you know it...

























...and say "Hello!" to Butter-Stick®!





















Not only is Butter-Stick® easier to use due to it's ergonomically designed Stick® applicator, but it also has MORE trans-fat than all the leading brands of traditional butter!


















...so, wait-  Butter-Stick® is easier to use, has MORE trans-fat, and it's CHEAPER!?  What's the catch?




























There is no catch!  Most butter companies get their butter from spoiled cows who demand a premium price for their milk so they can continue to live in the lap of luxury...




















Butter-Stick®-brand butter gets its milk from cows who LIVE WITHIN THEIR MEANS, which means we can pass the savings on to YOU!



















STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY on traditional butter!

























Butter-Stick® was developed by Junior Scientician- Abbey Reynolds and her life-partner, Amber Vance.  They found that by increasing the amount of trans-fat, they were able to create the perfect balance of Stick®-controllability and taste.
























Some bigger butter companies rely on saturating the market with advertisements and controlling distribution.  We at Butter-Stick® believe in "quality versus quantity".  We're still the same small company that started out as a dream shared by Abbey Reynolds and her girlfriend.  Our customers are repeat-customers who keep coming back to us for 3 reasons:
1. Butter with Stick®-Controllability
2. Butter at a decent price
3. and, of course- something we like to call "B.T.B."  (Better Tasting Butter!)

We may not sell billions & billions, but we're proud of our loyal cult-following!  Don't take OUR word for it!...































































































































































































Won't you join us?












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