[smat-er-ing]
–noun
1.
the nastiest and most disgusting sex act one can perform.
Used in conversation:
"Alrighty... let me just go ahead and initiate the conference-call here... Hello? Ron? Doug? Chad? Brad? Thad? Scotty? Is everyone there?"
"We're all here, Bill."
"So, c'mon, Bill- don't leave us hangin'... we want all the juicy details..."
"Umm... well... let's see... where did I leave off...?"
"The WHORE, Bill. You were talking about the WHORE."
"Oh, right. Well, let's just say..."
"...I gave her a good SMATTERING..."
"You da man, Bill!"
"Well... you know..."
"Oh, wow... Bill, you definitely just kicked it up a notch..."
"Bill, that's so hot... seriously, dogg..."
"Wait, so what's a SMATTERING, again?..."
"Well, what do YOU think it is, Ron?"
"Umm..."
"..."
"Just playin'- I know what it is, you guys!"
"Tee-hee-hee-hee! That's our Ron!"
"Ah-ha-ha-ha... Ohhhh, man... I'll check you dudes later... wow..."
"Thanks, Bill- that was some hot shit. I'll definitely be catching everyone on the flip-side, and you can hold me to that! Hahaha... phew! Bye, now."
"Hello? Is anyone there? I keep pressing 9 to accept... darnit."
