...only to realize that with this tough economy, you just can't afford it...?
What if we were to tell you there's a way to get all the buttery goodness you crave at a fraction of the price?
Well, now there is.
Introducing: Butter-Stick®!
Aren't you tired of the mess that comes with preparing meals using traditional butter?
...and the inevitable butter-related injuries from cutting the butter?
Well, just say "NO!" to butter as you know it...
...and say "Hello!" to Butter-Stick®!
Not only is Butter-Stick® easier to use due to it's ergonomically designed Stick® applicator, but it also has MORE trans-fat than all the leading brands of traditional butter!
...so, wait- Butter-Stick® is easier to use, has MORE trans-fat, and it's CHEAPER!? What's the catch?
There is no catch! Most butter companies get their butter from spoiled cows who demand a premium price for their milk so they can continue to live in the lap of luxury...
Butter-Stick®-brand butter gets its milk from cows who LIVE WITHIN THEIR MEANS, which means we can pass the savings on to YOU!
STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY on traditional butter!
Butter-Stick® was developed by Junior Scientician- Abbey Reynolds and her life-partner, Amber Vance. They found that by increasing the amount of trans-fat, they were able to create the perfect balance of Stick®-controllability and taste.
Some bigger butter companies rely on saturating the market with advertisements and controlling distribution. We at Butter-Stick® believe in "quality versus quantity". We're still the same small company that started out as a dream shared by Abbey Reynolds and her girlfriend. Our customers are repeat-customers who keep coming back to us for 3 reasons:
1. Butter with Stick®-Controllability
2. Butter at a decent price
3. and, of course- something we like to call "B.T.B." (Better Tasting Butter!)
We may not sell billions & billions, but we're proud of our loyal cult-following! Don't take OUR word for it!...
Won't you join us?
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