Kids These Days!

"Does that feel good?  When I rub your shoulder like that?  It's called a deep-tissue massage...  It was invented by pandas, you know."

"Uh...  it kind of hurts a little, to be honest..."

"Shh-shh...  no, it doesn't..."

"Dad?"

"Yes, pup- I mean- CUB... yes, my cub?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure, sport!  That's what a dad Panda's for..."

"How come you have a zipper running all the way down your back?"

"...Dad?"

"Where are we going, dad?"

"Never you mind."

















"Uhhh....  what, exactly are you doing?"

"You just HAD to keep asking questions, didn't you?  You just couldn't leave well enough alone!"

"Did it ever occur to you that some things are better left unanswered?"



















"Nosey brat."